Two knights

My two knights exist in shining gypsum  

they sure pursue their quiet momentum

they clear, they seal they clean and they plaster

they are known as the grand storming masters.

I thank the funny Wolverhampton Dutch

to my bossom  I both shall heart'ly clutch

Humorous, delightful and just clean fun

they inspire and much sweat down their brows run

In their mellifluous Midland old brogue

They bend they stoop they work a lot

outside they seem like two old rogues

they are what you see - bloody not.

Such gentlemen are now in vogue

They are high in demand – really – hot!