A klutz - that's me

Some are dexterious
some are not
some are prestigous
some are klutz

today in a friend's garden
watering her plants
of course the hose got lose
spraying my pants
trying desperately to stop
the water from running
getting wet all over
thank godness -it's sunning

some are dexterious
some are not
some are injurious
some are klutz

The other night I fell down
in a friend's house
hurt my foot but was ok
another night with my spouse
still tripped down
the same staircase
and this time I sprained
my ankle - terribly
I everywhere can get maimed.

Some people are dexterious
some are not
some people are curious
I am a klutz.